[Jack slumps down at a table.] "I've been here a while, you just woke up here, since I haven't run into you yet, and if you just woke up here and no one noticed, that means our detection system isn't working. Not your problem."

[Jack's tone sounds like he's given this speech before.] "Welcome to the Station, we're currently on a space station in a section of dead space, and people are randomly getting transported here somehow, and we as of yet have no idea why or how."

[Jack sighs.] "Captain Jack Harkness. You are?"